This punker gets on a bus and takes a seat. His hair's all green, he's got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hang from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out: "hey man, didn't you do anything crazy when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah when I was in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with a Bird of Paradise, I was just wondering if you were my son."

Had no wireless or time this week. Hope this paragraph made up for it.